I bet you have never heard a story like this!

Well... do I have a story for you!!!! I will ONLY tell you this one in 4 million (according to my dr) story if you PROMISE to read the whole thing. :) Here it goes....

So Jordan and I went in for our 2nd appointment and they did all these womanly test just to check everything out. It was also the same day I had an ultrasound. Well the very next day we got a phone call from a nurse... "Carrie, we got some test results back." I was SO worried. My stomach sank I thought something was wrong with the baby. She then assured me the baby is just fine, but that I tested positive for Chlamydia an STD. (they were WRONG by the way)

So I spent 5 minutes telling her there is NO way I have it. Jordan and I both saved ourselves for marriage, and we both trust each other 100%. I repeatedly asked her to retest me, but she said there is NO WAY they made an error and she refused to schedule me another appointment. I did not need to be retested. Ok... this was mistake #1 denying they could ever make mistakes. Last I checked Jesus is the only sinless one!!! 

The nurse then spent 15 minutes telling me Jordan was having an affair (he obviously did not). YEP.. can you believe it. She spent that long telling me he had to be cheating on me. She even said, honey I know this is hard for you and this is a really bad time, but that is what is happening. So yah... Jordan wanted to kill this lady.

That same day Jordan and I traveled to 3 clinics trying to get tested just to prove what we knew was true. We couldn't find a place that took both our insurances and tested men as well as a pregnant lady. So I think about 15-20 actually heard our story, and just think about all the people who they told that day!!! It was SO embarrassing getting tested. Jordan and I KNEW they would come back negative, but everyone was looking at Jordan like he was cheating on me and everyone was looking at me like some poor naive girl who is pregnant and just found out her hubby is cheating. Anyways it was so embarrassing telling the story... one of the rewards of saving yourself for marriage is that you don't have to deal with that kinda stuff.

So... it was a LONG 3 days waiting for the results. Guess what... they both came back NEGATIVE!!! What do you know! So I called my OB office, and told my OB. She apologized again, but I still don't think the nurse got in big trouble. Jordan and I plan on filing a complaint. We have been told to hire a lawyer from a few friends just to threaten them. The reason for that... my OB office turned my name into the heath dept and the guy won't leave me alone until I fax the negative results. Now my name is in the database as having an STD. Soo... a lawsuit would be sufficient for Defamation of Character and Public Embarrassment. So if you know a lawyer.... j/k. I just want to do the God honoring thing, which is probably not filing a law suit. We will be filing a formal complaint, and we are hoping to meet with a big wig from Multicare.  I hope you enjoyed our crazy story!!!